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S2E3: Enemy of the State

S2E3: Enemy of the State

July 5, 2022

What happens when the entire force of the 1998 NSA is brought to bear, Including a limitless budget, Magic security cameras, spy satellites, and absolute power to kill without oversight, to obliterate the life of a single random dude? 

But what if that dude was Will Smith?

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S2E2.5: OSS 117: Lost In Rio

S2E2.5: OSS 117: Lost In Rio

June 28, 2022

Long-time listeners may recall that for S1E3.5 we talked about 'OSS 117: Cairo, nest of spies'. Well with Abigail jetting off to Vidcon we have taken the time to invite along dear friend of the show Mattie Lubchansky to talk about its' sequel! 

This is a movie that comes SO fuckin close to being one we can unreservedly recommend, but sadly it fails Hebdo's Gambit a few too many times.

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S2E2: Breach (2007)

S2E2: Breach (2007)

June 21, 2022

Further to the theme of last episode's taught depiction of actual spy work, today we're taking a look at the dramatisation of the true story of Robert Hanssen, an FBI agent who spent decades spying for the USSR, and later Russia. 

This is a well-acted, high stakes retelling that somewhat unfortunately was unwatchable for Abi, due to the protagonist being the spitting image of her childhood friend 'Paedo John'.

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S2E1.5: Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro [UNLOCKED]

S2E1.5: Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro [UNLOCKED]

June 14, 2022

The gang are joined once again by the wonderful Shannon Strucci- editor, podcast host, video essayist, and foremost Lupin III scholar that we happen to know- to discuss Hayao Miyazaki's directorial debut; the 1979 animated movie 'Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro'. 

You can find Shannon at
https://twitter.com/plentyofalcoves and https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh9DnjvObUcvvwrYbJ4-cLQ

You can also listen to their real play podcast, Critical Bits, at
https://twitter.com/CriticalBitCast

AND, you can also listen to them on the 'fight together' miniseries at
https://twitter.com/OnePiecePodcast

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S2E1: Syriana

S2E1: Syriana

June 7, 2022

It's finally here, after much fanfare and buildup: Season 2 of KJB starts off not with a bang, but with a knowing hmm as we kick off the Cerebral Hour

Syriana is potentially the best depiction of spy work we have covered, and it's serious themes lead us to a very thoughtful and introspective discussion of western intervention- and also Mark Strong is here in what i can only describe as 'Arab Face'

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Season 2 Episode 0.5: KJB Q&A 6 [UNLOCKED]

Season 2 Episode 0.5: KJB Q&A 6 [UNLOCKED]

May 31, 2022

It's the pre-show party to Season 2, baby! And this year it just so happens to fall on the first of June, the first day of our yearly Banquet of Forgiveness, where YOU (thats right, you) get our Bonus episodes for the month COMPLETELY FREE!

This week on KJB Q&A: We discuss fighting a chimp with a sword for ten minutes, Abi invents a new Regional Bond, and we decipher which wrestling moves would be safest to perform on a child!

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Episode 33: Jason Bourne (you know his name)

Episode 33: Jason Bourne (you know his name)

May 24, 2022

They fucking.... they fucking made the same movie again. I'm going to issue an actionable threat of violence against named persons

 

This is it guys, with the conclusion of the Jason Bourne Miniseries we are truly at the end of KJB Season 1. It's been an incredible journey, from nothing to the apple podcasts #1 film review podcast in the UK, to over a million downloads within a year is an insane pace and we're so truly grateful for you for coming with us on this adventure.

Alice, Abi, and Devon Will Return

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Episode 32.5: The Mask of Zorro

Episode 32.5: The Mask of Zorro

May 17, 2022

We finally found it: a movie so horny that three trans people wasn't enough to properly discuss it. So we called in friend of the show and all three hosts of the show, Mattie Lubchansky!

The film is Zorro, by the way. The 1998 antonio banderas one where a shirtless anthony hopkins whips out the flames of a candelabra and Devon has heart palpitations. Can you tell I'm caring less and less about the copy on these as time goes by?

You can find Mattie at
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https://thenib.com/
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https://www.patreon.com/Lubchansky

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Episode 32: The Bourne Legacy

Episode 32: The Bourne Legacy

May 10, 2022
The Bourne Legacy is a perfect case study for what happens when a series is getting tired, so you bring in a new guy to breathe new life into it- and it really works! until the final half hour, where it's heroic attempt to reach out of the pile of slop, like Sandman in Spider Man 3 attempting to impose order on his constituent parts through sheer force of will, eventually fails and it collapses back into formless, meaningless Bourne-slop. Or something like that
 
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Episode 31.5: Flushed Away

Episode 31.5: Flushed Away

May 3, 2022

Alright look, I did an Abi on this one. I swear to god i remembered this one being okay. Instead, enjoy a slow descent into rat madness at the hands of Aardman's first (I havent checked if this is true) foray into a full CGI movie. It's about the great replacement. I won't elaborate on this

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