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S2E13.5: Equilibrium

S2E13.5: Equilibrium

November 30, 2022
It's the second best trenchcoat action gun martial arts movie about being transgender produced in the early 2000s! And boys, there's a bit of a fucking gap between first and second place in this ranking.

In a world where emotion is outlawed, one man will change everything by learning that it's okay for men to cry sometimes as long as they are still capable of doing fucking sick cool nasty gun kung fu....

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S2E13: The Spy with My Face

S2E13: The Spy with My Face

November 23, 2022

It's Napoleon Solo's second outing, and it's fuckin wierd. I think this is maybe our funniest episode since Cars 2, genuinely. There's just such a rich tapestry of insane things this movie puts in front of you.

Napoleon Solo is kidnapped and replaced with an evil agent that has had plastic surgery to look exactly like him, just in time to be sent away on a critical mission to deliver the new access codes... for the Vault. And it falls to UNCLE Agent Ilya to realise that this man is not enough of a misogynist to be the real Solo

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S2E12.5: The Lives of Others

S2E12.5: The Lives of Others

November 16, 2022

This week, Alice takes us to the GDR as we watch our first-ever German-language movie, a movie that poses the question: What if a Stasi guy got into a parasocial relationship with the people he is assigned to monitor?

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S2E12: To Trap A Spy

S2E12: To Trap A Spy

November 8, 2022

MI6's James Bond: Eliminated
Jason Bourne: Eliminated
Jack Ryan: Eliminated
U.N.C.L.E.'s Napoleon Solo: .... Active

Dear friends, it's time to embark upon a new venture. Join us, as we head all the way back to 1964 and crack into a whole new series as we hunt down The Man from U.N.C.L.E.... It's time to Kill Napoleon Solo!

 

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S2E11.5: KJB Q&A 7

S2E11.5: KJB Q&A 7

November 2, 2022

Let's get parasocial babey! This time: Do we miss Bond? Which young adult novels did we read? What was the origin of our names? and what is our favourite Wierd Gun?

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S2E11: Jennifer’s Body

S2E11: Jennifer’s Body

October 26, 2022

It's a very spooky halloween spooktactular as we turn our vision towards a subject few would dare discuss: Teenage girls! Writer, Youtuber, Podcaster and Elected Government Official (Swedish) Mia Mulder joins us to ask one very simple question: Is this movie about 9/11? The answer is yes, by the way. It is.

You can find Mia at https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics

support her at https://www.patreon.com/MiaMulder

Watch her (excellent) videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_OttpBEWWzSUlZbk5qmhSA

And listen to her podcast at https://twitter.com/leechfestpod

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S2E10.5: Saloum

S2E10.5: Saloum

October 20, 2022

Welcome... to Da Cerebral Hour as we discuss the Senegalese Southern/terror Saloum. But we are not alone on this venture, as joining us is Author and certified Gambian, ML Kejera

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S2E10: Without Remorse

S2E10: Without Remorse

October 12, 2022

We finally did it, we reached the apex of the Tom Clancy movies.

In a world without wives.... one man has a dream: To avenge his fridged pregnant wife by killing approximately 50 full human beings. But Don't worry- all of them are foreign. It's impossible that any of them could have wives or anything.

I don't know how to sum this one up other than by saying that in the scene that could most be called "the one where Michael B Jordan says what the movies themes are" the film unironically goes like 'i didnt carry an M4 in aleppo just to see them carried in the streets of the United States'. Foreign nations are a sandbox in a state of perpetual violence, but the US is sacred.

 

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S2E9.5 Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London

S2E9.5 Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London

October 5, 2022

It's honestly somewhat refreshing to see a movie be genuinely, wholeheartedly and earnestly racist against the English. I've never felt real hate like this before and I can only respect it. Anyway this movie is shit 

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Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-KellyAbigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
S2E9: Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

S2E9: Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

September 28, 2022
Alright, after taking a brief vacation to the land of Lazenby, it's time to return to Jack Ryan. This one is a modern reboot from 2014 that is somehow equal parts James Bond, Jason Bourne, and Alex Rider Stormbreaker.

A shady Russian capitalist plans to cause 9/11 2. Thats the plot of the movie.

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THE WINTER OF CONTENT

Owing to the increasing cost of living and general misery of being alive in the UK right now, from next month the bonus episodes will be posted on the free feed until the spring solstice or the collapse of the British state, whichever is earlier. So if you feel like you're in a position where you're going to need to cut down on your outgoings, please cancel your subscription to us.

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