Kill James Bond!
Episode 18.5: Ronin [TEASER]

Episode 18.5: Ronin [TEASER]

October 19, 2021

It's got three former Bond villains in it, it's themed around the fall of the USSR, and above all it's Alice's favourite movie, so we simply couldn't resist the opportunity to discuss Ronin, the star-studded Robert De Niro vehicle about hired killers stealing a briefcase.

Join us for Hugo Drax painting miniatures, Elliot Carver going full IRA, Alec Trevelyan with impostor syndrome, and learn the details of the KJB drinking game (Do Not Attempt This)!

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little bit of raspberry jam back there ey!!!

Episode 18: Goldeneye

Episode 18: Goldeneye

October 12, 2021

It's time for a new guy

Would you believe it, they actually adapted Goldeneye for the N64 into a full-length movie! We got the extremely funny Mattie Lubchansky to discuss this attempt to bring Bond into the post-soviet world, largely by making a movie about soviet guys and just begrudgingly calling them 'russian' thoughout. Also everyone but Devon gets dip shit horny for Xenia Onatopp.

You can find Mattie at
https://twitter.com/Lubchansky
find their comics at
https://thenib.com/
and support them on patreon at
https://www.patreon.com/Lubchansky

Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

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We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on October 31st, 2021 -- get it here!
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Episode 17.5: Spy Kids 2

Episode 17.5: Spy Kids 2

October 5, 2021

You know our rules. It's the second movie in a series or nothin, Babey! And to this end we watched the incredible 'Spy Kids 2; The Island of Lost Dreams' with our dear friend Tom Walker. Written, Directed, Produced, and I think even Scored by Robert Rodriguez, It's got a star-studded cast, it's fast-paced, irreverent, and it's executive producer is Harvey Weinstein! Whats not to love?

you can find Tom on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood
and follow his podcast with the wonderful Demi Lardner, BigSoftTitty.png, at
https://open.spotify.com/show/5adssOBSA6usmO9Ec1gs88?si=XbbfBrsUTnKKmGDqO860Dw&dl_branch=1
and watch his twitch streams where he drives a big beautiful truck at
https://www.twitch.tv/tomwalker

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https://www.patreon.com/posts/56442801 

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Do you think God stays in heaven for fear of what he's created, here on earth?

Episode 17: License to Kill

Episode 17: License to Kill

September 28, 2021

AUDIO NOTE: Alice's mixer reset to default before this recording and we didn't notice, but her audio track exported with mine and Abi's audio mixed in. I did the best I could but there could be some wierdness with the way Abi sounds. 

Welsh Bond Returns for his second and final movie, and it's barely even a Bond Movie

James's best friend Felix is maimed and widowed by a "Latin American" drugs cartel, and he vows revenge. Armed only with his wits, 5 million dollars in cash, and two pockets full of maggots, Bond embarks on a classic 80s roaring rampage of revenge!

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This Podcast Is Dedicated To Sharkey, the classic character from the movie License to Kill

Episode 16.5 The Hunt for Red October [TEASER]

Episode 16.5 The Hunt for Red October [TEASER]

September 21, 2021

Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October. 

Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a criminally young Alec Baldwin, and at the end, the reason the end of the cold war felt like the end of history at the time, and some musings on how modern wars never get movies where they are treated with the same reverence that the Cold War did.

We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one,

you can find him on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts
and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway

Find the full episode at our reasonably-priced patreon!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/56442801

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* 
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

 

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Episode 16: The Living Daylights

Episode 16: The Living Daylights

September 14, 2021

It's time for a New Guy.

We were all getting a little sick of the birthday boy, so now it's time to explore an entirely new frontier: What if Bond was Welsh?
Albert Broccoli approached Dalton no less than three times to play Bond, and when he finally acquiesced, they rewarded him by writing a movie that is actually extremely good, for maybe 2/3rds of the runtime. Then.... hoo boy. 

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This Podcast Is Dedicated To The Brave Mujahideen Fighters Of Afghanistan

Episode 15.5 Patreon Q&A 3 [TEASER]

Episode 15.5 Patreon Q&A 3 [TEASER]

September 7, 2021

 

We've heard your cries: We may well have explained our Plans in the first Q and A, but what about our lair? What about our outfits? What about our henchmen? Worry not: tonight, all will be revealed.

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Episode 10.5: Kill James Bond Q&A 2 [UNLOCKED]

Episode 10.5: Kill James Bond Q&A 2 [UNLOCKED]

September 6, 2021

To celebrate being the Number 1 Film Review podcast in the United Kingdom, we're giving a little back to you, the loyal listener. 

In preparation for the release of the third Patreon Q and A on the 8th of September, we will be unlocking the previous two for you to listen to for FREE!

 

Please enjoy this podcast, Originally released on July 1st.

 

Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

 

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Episode 5.5: KJB Q&A 1 [UNLOCKED]

Episode 5.5: KJB Q&A 1 [UNLOCKED]

September 3, 2021

To celebrate being the Number 1 Film Review podcast in the United Kingdom, we're giving a little back to you, the loyal listener. 

In preparation for the release of the third Patreon Q and A on the 8th of September, we will be unlocking the previous two for you to listen to for FREE!

 

Please enjoy this podcast, Originally released on April 25th.

 

Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

 

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Episode 15: View to a Kill

Episode 15: View to a Kill

September 1, 2021

We have reached the finale of the Moore Years, the Moore Enigma Machine that goes Good movie/ Bad movie/ Good movie says that it should be good- and it's got fucking Grace Jones and Christopher Walken in it.

Everything is in place for a fucking banger of a movie.
Let's see how they do.

We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one, you can find him on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts
and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway

Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

 

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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