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Episode 32.5: The Mask of Zorro

Episode 32.5: The Mask of Zorro

May 17, 2022

We finally found it: a movie so horny that three trans people wasn't enough to properly discuss it. So we called in friend of the show and all three hosts of the show, Mattie Lubchansky!

The film is Zorro, by the way. The 1998 antonio banderas one where a shirtless anthony hopkins whips out the flames of a candelabra and Devon has heart palpitations. Can you tell I'm caring less and less about the copy on these as time goes by?

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Episode 32: The Bourne Legacy

Episode 32: The Bourne Legacy

May 10, 2022
The Bourne Legacy is a perfect case study for what happens when a series is getting tired, so you bring in a new guy to breathe new life into it- and it really works! until the final half hour, where it's heroic attempt to reach out of the pile of slop, like Sandman in Spider Man 3 attempting to impose order on his constituent parts through sheer force of will, eventually fails and it collapses back into formless, meaningless Bourne-slop. Or something like that
 
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Episode 31.5: Flushed Away

Episode 31.5: Flushed Away

May 3, 2022

Alright look, I did an Abi on this one. I swear to god i remembered this one being okay. Instead, enjoy a slow descent into rat madness at the hands of Aardman's first (I havent checked if this is true) foray into a full CGI movie. It's about the great replacement. I won't elaborate on this

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Episode 31: The Bourne Ultimatum

Episode 31: The Bourne Ultimatum

April 26, 2022

・゚:  *✧・゚:* 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  ʷⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵐⁱᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵃᵐ  *:・゚✧*:・゚✧✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂? *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ ✧・゚: *✧・゚:*  *:・゚𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒸ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒾𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓅𝓇ℴℊ𝓇𝒶𝓂?✧*:・゚✧

 
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Episode 30.5: KJB Q&A 5 [TEASER]

Episode 30.5: KJB Q&A 5 [TEASER]

April 19, 2022

Well, it's that time again. We have finally killed the mother fucker, so we're doing an end-zone dance by answering your questions in retrospective about the 25 Bond films AND the 60ish episodes of Kill James Bond! Enjoy our unhurried and friendly discussion about how well Alice did at the live show, what our plans are for the future of KJB, and what our ideal Mamma Mia 3 would look like!

This episode features Devon saying "I think if I tried I could probably figure out what Greek Fire was"

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Episode 30: No Time To Die (KJB Live from Streatham)

Episode 30: No Time To Die (KJB Live from Streatham)

April 13, 2022

We finally did it. At 19:30 on the 8th of April, we slew the coward James Bond in front of an audience of 125 at the Streatham Space Project. This is the audio of that event.

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Episode 29.5: Shoot Em Up

Episode 29.5: Shoot Em Up

April 5, 2022

This episode is genuinely one of our best, I think.
It's a deep dive into a movie that just isn't really very good, but the director and writer had such passion that it's hard not to feel kinship with the guy.
Also, we finally put forth the central point of the podcast: It's gay to cum.

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Episode 29: The Bourne Supremacy

Episode 29: The Bourne Supremacy

March 29, 2022
Remember when the Jason Bourne movie ended satisfyingly and conclusively? Well what if we fucking made four more. Idiot. Fuck you

 

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Episode 28.5- Police Story

Episode 28.5- Police Story

March 22, 2022

Alright, Alice and Abi each picked a Jackie Chan movie, so I had simply no choice but to round out the trifecta with what is widely believed to be his directorial masterpiece (and his own personal favourite of his movies)- Police Story!

After a drug bust goes wrong, Jackie Chan must protect the star witness from retribution- and hijinks ensue.

 

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Episode 28: The Bourne Identity

Episode 28: The Bourne Identity

March 15, 2022
So we're only one episode away from finally killing James Bond- permit us to savour it. In order to make sure we can do No Time To Die as a live show we decided to take a quick Sojourn to kill Jason Bourne.

The Bourne identity introduces us to a man raised by fishermen, a man with no memory of his past but in possession of a set of incredible skills.... Join us as we unravel the mystery of just who this man is- oh hold on the third scene in the movie is a cutaway scene to the CIA where they explain exactly who he is in no uncertain terms. Ah,

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