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November Kelly, Abi Thorn and Devon seek to kill the James Bond in our minds.
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Wednesday Oct 12, 2022
Wednesday Oct 12, 2022
We finally did it, we reached the apex of the Tom Clancy movies.
In a world without wives.... one man has a dream: To avenge his fridged pregnant wife by killing approximately 50 full human beings. But Don't worry- all of them are foreign. It's impossible that any of them could have wives or anything.
I don't know how to sum this one up other than by saying that in the scene that could most be called "the one where Michael B Jordan says what the movies themes are" the film unironically goes like 'i didnt carry an M4 in aleppo just to see them carried in the streets of the United States'. Foreign nations are a sandbox in a state of perpetual violence, but the US is sacred.
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Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
It's honestly somewhat refreshing to see a movie be genuinely, wholeheartedly and earnestly racist against the English. I've never felt real hate like this before and I can only respect it. Anyway this movie is shit
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THE WINTER OF CONTENT
As mentioned in the episode, the UCU has a fighting fund that you can contribute to here: https://www.ucu.org.uk/fightingfund
If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate
There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/
Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join
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https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Wednesday Sep 28, 2022
Wednesday Sep 28, 2022
A shady Russian capitalist plans to cause 9/11 2. Thats the plot of the movie.
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Owing to the increasing cost of living and general misery of being alive in the UK right now, from next month the bonus episodes will be posted on the free feed until the spring solstice or the collapse of the British state, whichever is earlier. So if you feel like you're in a position where you're going to need to cut down on your outgoings, please cancel your subscription to us.
If you do feel you have money to spare, please consider supporting your local food banks with money or time!
donate to the Trussell Trust here: https://www.trusselltrust.org/make-a-donation/
or the Independent food aid network here: https://www.foodaidnetwork.org.uk/donate
There are several ongoing strike funds that could do with some donations, and several can be found here: https://www.cwu.org/
Additionally, please consider joining a renter's union like ACORN, as rising mortgage rates will surely result in rising rent, here: https://www.acorntheunion.org.uk/join
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https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Wednesday Sep 21, 2022
Wednesday Sep 21, 2022
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Lets not beat around the bush here: Alice did not participate in bringing a movie that means a lot to her, instead opting to show us Winter Kills. After an internal disciplinary process, she performed malicious compliance and dropped a transgender emotional nuke on us.
So, we watched Hedwig. And we had a lot of thoughts.
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Wednesday Sep 14, 2022
Wednesday Sep 14, 2022
Woah, wait a minute- This isn't Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit starring Chris Pine! No. In the time between episodes, our beloved Queen Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II passed away. So, in loving tribute to the queen who birthed all english people like a queen ant does, we watched a movie about her life and times.
George Lazenby and Jimmy Wang Yu lead a gang of elite criminals attempting to assassinate the Queen! Can they finish off Er Maj before their nemesis, the character legitimately named Police Inspector Karate Master, tracks them down?
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![S2E7.5 Kung Fu Hustle [TEASER]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog11130424/e072502a019da35d01b0494ff1fa6d2a--kung-fu-hustle-kungfu_jnd5n4_300x300.jpg){kind=logo}
Wednesday Sep 07, 2022
Wednesday Sep 07, 2022
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Surely not EVERYONE was Kung Fu Fighting. That would be insane.
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*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Wednesday Aug 31, 2022
Wednesday Aug 31, 2022
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Tuesday Aug 16, 2022
Tuesday Aug 16, 2022
We're just not quite ready to let Harrison Ford go yet, so we move seamlessly from Clear and Present Danger to Air Force One, a roughly contemporaneous movie that could fit very neatly into the Jack Ryan universe, as canonically Jack does become President of the United States, in part for his actions during Clear and Present Danger. I hate knowing so much about these fuckin films.
A barely-concealed reaction to the Yugoslavian War, and in particular the Bosnian Genocide, this movie shows the president making a speech in which he promises the US will involve itself at the first sign of humanitarian crisis, rather than waiting for international consensus. This prompts a group of communist revanchists (Led by Gary Oldman) to invade and take control of Air Force One, the president's private plane.
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
![S2E5.5: Winter Kills [TEASER]](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog11130424/winter_kills7dtxe_300x300.png){kind=logo}
Tuesday Aug 09, 2022
Tuesday Aug 09, 2022
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Continuing the trend that Abi started by bringing us Totally Spies last time, we're taking a deep dive in to Alice's favourite childhood film, a movie that really meant a lot to her growing up. And even though it's kind of shit, (It's a 1970s 'comedy' with no discernable jokes, A fun premise that completely falls flat after a catestrophic mishandling, and to cap it all off, a trainwreck of a production process) we stuck with it because, having watched it, we now feel closer to our dear friend Alice.
Hold on a moment, I'm being handed a note,
*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond
Tuesday Aug 02, 2022
Tuesday Aug 02, 2022
It's time to keep up the heat on Jack Ryan, and this time Mr Constitution himself is off to Colombia to racistly get himself involved in a bunch of drug smuggling events. Hard to express the lack of respect this movie has to the nation of Colombia, and indeed to the viewer.
Jack Ryan is made Acting Deputy Director of the CIA when his mentor James Earl Jones, here playing the character of America, falls ill. Jack immediately is a naive dipshit and gets himself Embroiled. To discuss events past this point would be a disservice to letting us reveal them during the episode.
Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/
Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond