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Episode 22.5: Mamma Mia Here We Go Again [TEASER]

Okay look, I know what you're thinking. Why is the James Bond podcast reviewing the sequel to the classic Jukebox musical Mamma Mia? The answer to this is largely because Alice and I are in constant competition to think of the most spurious possible link as an excuse to do an episode.

Check this one out: It has got Pierce Brosnan in it. Thank you

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Episode 22: The Rock

Before cracking right on with the Craig years, We take a quick stop off to check in with what can be argued (and is, by us) to be Sean Connery's final Bond film- The Rock!

This 1996 Michael Bay movie features Connery playing a quipping british spy, imprisoned for three decades for stealing a microfilm containing, canonically, All the US Government's secrets (Tell me that isn't Bond. I fucking dare you. Pussy). As the only man to ever escape it, Bond must infiltrate Alcatraz along with Nicolas Cage and defuse Ed Harris' VX Gas missiles.

Joining us is the always delightful Andrew Law from the Boonta Vista podcast!

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https://twitter.com/IllyBocean

And listen to Boonta Vista at
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Episode 21.5: Cannonball Run [TEASER]

I got a patreon DM a few weeks ago that simply said 'Cannon Ball Run'. Ensorcelled, I set about finding an extremely legal source to watch a movie about a bunch of guys who drive car fast across united state go far brroom brooom. fast. Hear it's got Roger Moore in it. not entirely clear whats happeneing

To decode this, and also quite frankly to hold our hands because we're still traumatised from the last cars-based media we consumed, we've brought aboard Automotive Writer Victoria Scott!

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https://twitter.com/mikurubaeahina

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Episode 21: Die Another Day

Well friends, it's finally happened. We're at the end of the Brosnan years. And by God is he not going gently into that good night.
Join us for a ""Celebration"" ""of all things Bond"" as the movie sucks itself off for being the 20th Bond film so hard that it forgets to actually be a movie in and of itself.

And in a called shot that goes back to January of this year, we are joined by the man, the myth, the legend: Riley Quinn, host of Trashfuture and The Bottlemen!

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https://twitter.com/raaleh

And find his podcasts at
https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod

https://twitter.com/bottlemenpod

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Episode 20.5: The Thomas Crown Affair [TEASER]

Give me good numbers Jimmy!!

It's Abi's pick, and it's Pierce Brosnan starring as the titular Thomas Crown, a rich playboy pitted against the most trans gender art insurance agent of all time in this lifetime originals christmas movie that somehow contains more spycraft than the entire Brosnan Bond films combined.

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Episode 20: The World is Not Enough

007, your enemy is this Anarchist. And your ally? Why, the humble Oil Baron, friend to all.

This week: communism Hagrid gets slimed, We say goodbye to sesh gremlin Q, and the antagonist is an anarchist who 'believes in nothing'. But we are joined in this venture by the excellent Mildred from ThoughtSlime! 

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https://twitter.com/ThoughtSlime

https://www.youtube.com/c/ThoughtSlime

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19.5: Van Helsing (TEASER)

It's the Kill James Bond Halloween Special, only two days too late!
The fxllas head to transylvania (Abigail is legitimately in transylvania during the recording of this) to investigate vampires, werewolves, and bear witness to an absolutely perfect 3-point Birthday Boy reversal technique. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. 

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Episode 19: Tomorrow never dies

This week, Kill James Bond, three trans people from Britain, ponder the eternal question: What if a media tycoon.... was bad?

Join us for an in-depth investigation into Brosnan Bond's newest Technique (Walking up to the villain in a social setting and asking him directly if he's evil), and we encounter a Guy for the ages.

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Episode 18.5: Ronin [TEASER]

It's got three former Bond villains in it, it's themed around the fall of the USSR, and above all it's Alice's favourite movie, so we simply couldn't resist the opportunity to discuss Ronin, the star-studded Robert De Niro vehicle about hired killers stealing a briefcase.

Join us for Hugo Drax painting miniatures, Elliot Carver going full IRA, Alec Trevelyan with impostor syndrome, and learn the details of the KJB drinking game (Do Not Attempt This)!

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little bit of raspberry jam back there ey!!!

Episode 18: Goldeneye

It's time for a new guy

Would you believe it, they actually adapted Goldeneye for the N64 into a full-length movie! We got the extremely funny Mattie Lubchansky to discuss this attempt to bring Bond into the post-soviet world, largely by making a movie about soviet guys and just begrudgingly calling them 'russian' thoughout. Also everyone but Devon gets dip shit horny for Xenia Onatopp.

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https://twitter.com/Lubchansky
find their comics at
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