Kill James Bond!

Episode 28: The Bourne Identity

So we're only one episode away from finally killing James Bond- permit us to savour it. In order to make sure we can do No Time To Die as a live show we decided to take a quick Sojourn to kill Jason Bourne.

The Bourne identity introduces us to a man raised by fishermen, a man with no memory of his past but in possession of a set of incredible skills.... Join us as we unravel the mystery of just who this man is- oh hold on the third scene in the movie is a cutaway scene to the CIA where they explain exactly who he is in no uncertain terms. Ah,

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Episode 27.5: The Foreigner

Alright, maybe The Tuxedo wasn't a fair movie to introduce Jackie Chan with, so here's a frankly great movie starring him and punished Pierce Brosnan- The Foreigner! A nung chinese veteran loses everything in a resurgent IRA bombing, so goes absolutely ape shit tracking down the CEO of the IRA - Gerry Adams!

 

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Episode 27: Spectre

He's here.... the author of all yapayn. Tfw you're the author of all yapayn. Lets get some pogs going in chat

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Episode 26.5: The Tuxedo [TEASER]

Alright this one fucking sucked. This movie is genuinely the most misogynistic movie I have ever seen, and I'm saying that as someone who has JUST watched every Bond movie in order.

Jackie Chan wanted to meet stephen spielberg so he agreed to do this movie about a cabbie who becomes a chauffeur to James Bond (Real), then inherits his super powered tuxedo when things get sticky. Next bonus we're gonna watch a better Jackie Chan movie to do him a little less dirty.

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Episode 26: Skyfall

We did it, boys. For 25.83 episodes the Double Dragons have tried in vain to secure guests. But for this most special 26th episode, we've only gone and fucking secured a guest appearance from Abigail Thorn, star of Philosophy Tube!

Skyfall is a movie ripping itself apart at the seams trying to be two wildly divergent things, and boy does it show. Also, for the final half hour the movie becomes Home Alone.

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Episode 25.83: Mad Mission 3 (Our Man From Bond Street)

Alright let me initially make the case for this movie: This is the single biggest movie in Hong Kong at the height of the classic hong kong era of movies (the year 1984), and it parodies beats and characters from the bond movies.

 

Now, the anti point here is that uuuuuuh it's fucking impossible to find a non-illegal link to watch this movie because modern movie distribution companies are just that, companies. And someone in a fucking boardroom has made the decision that preserving movies like this simply isn't worth it.

 

So here's a podcast episode about a reasonably ok movie, largely to make a wider point about movie preservation.

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Episode 25.66: Planes 2

Sorry, fixed the audio now. Well, it's finally happened. The Fearless and Unstoppable Abigail Thorn has been waylaid to a permanent end by a blonde secret agent called some shit like Samantha Strapon while trying to infiltrate a diamond smuggling ring.

To keep our spirits up in this trying time, we have gone back to that most precious to us, the Cars cinematic universe.

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Episode 25.5: Q&A 4 [TEASER]

Well, it's that time again. It's been ten whole free episodes, which is roughly twenty weeks, since our last Patron Q&A. Let's settle in, get a little parasocial, and find out which animals each host thinks they could take in a fight, or which Bond film would make for the best Muppets adaptation.

This episode features Abi stating that she could bodyslam a deer, and Devon saying "I could win in a fight against all birds and most fish"

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Episode 25: Quantum of Solace

Well, it's finally happened. we've talked about a movie for longer than the runtime of the movie.
We also bid goodbye to a beloved classic character, Mitchell from the movie Quantum of Solace. It's always so hard to lose them like this... I'd only just recovered from the untimely demise of 'the character Sharkey from the movie License to Kill', and now I have to deal with a whole other wave of pain. 

Also we invent the alternate universe Even Older Moore Bond film Moonpussy, so there's that.

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Episode 24.5: Spy Kids 3

So, a few months ago we invited friend of the show Tom Walker on to discuss the movie Spy Kids 2. This time, since we're going bigger and bolder for the sequel, we thought hey- why not bring on Demi too?
What we forgot is that putting the two together completes one of the funniest and most powerful chaos runes known to mankind. 

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and her stream at
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And you can also find Tom at
https://twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood
and his stream at
https://www.twitch.tv/tomwalker

And if thats not enough you can find their pod cast by just googling "BigSoftTitty.png" ok.
Safesearch off. Hit 'im feeling lucky' too

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