Kill James Bond!

Episode 7: Diamonds are Forever

The gang are joined by comedian Pierre Novellie as Old Sean Connery (Morrissey) comes out of retirement for One Last Job; investigating reports of a strange new phenomenon known as 'homosexuality'.

 

Also featuring endless shots of the bleakest parts of Las Vegas, Charles Grey, and A Homophobic Noise.

 

Find Pierre at https://twitter.com/pierrenovellie and https://www.twitch.tv/PierreNovellie

Find us at  https://twitter.com/Killjamesbond

 

 

Episode 6.5 Top Secret! [TEASER]

Q- whats the worst possible way to experience a joke?

A- have three trans people try to explain it after watching it a few days before.

 

It's Top Secret! It's Val Kilmer's big break, a movie directed by the guys behind 'Airplane!' and 'Police Squad!'. Alice didn't like it, Abi reminisces about the kinds of movie they simply do not make anymore, and Devon gets dangerously horny. Tune in!

 

find the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/50869972

 

Episode 6: On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Ah, George Lazenby.... How briefly we knew thee....

How fleeting our time together was, yet all the sweeter it felt. 

It is a true shame your perfect self did not get a better film.

Also I truly do wish you could act.

 

Join us as we embark upon the Hauntological journey of the Bond That Never Was.

 

Find us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond

Bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/killjamesbond

 

Episode 5.5 Kill James Bond Q&A 1 [TEASER]

Just found out about parasocial relationships and went, 'wow, yes please!'.

On today's ~Bonus~ episode of Kill James Bond we take listener questions and give them remarkably in-depth answers. 

We're hoping to do this every fifth bonus, and our patreon includes a tier where we are guaranteed to answer your question, so come on down!

Find the full episode at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50278280

Find us at: https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond

 

Episode 5: You Only Live Twice

The gang fix their withering gaze on You Only Live Twice, a movie wherein the line is delivered completely straight "This is my secret ninja training camp".

Join 007 as he follows the three true steps to creating a perfect movie:
- Become a Japanese
- Train hard and fast to become a ninja like us
- to give extra special cover, take a wife

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Episode 4.5 Everything or Nothing [TEASER]

The gang is joined by Ed Zitron to discuss a game he wrote the strategy guide for, Everything or Nothing.

(NOTE: Alice has Vaccine Madness in this one and it just gets extremely derailed constantly)

 

Find Ed at https://twitter.com/edzitron

and find the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/49720803

 

Episode 4: Thunderball

Friend of the show and host of Trashfuture, Masters of Our Domain, and Тумач, Milo Edwards joins the gang for a deep dive into Thunderball.
Can Bond save the day as a sicilian man steals two nuclear bombs?
Is a shark pool an effective way to dispose of henchmen?
Why would a health spa have a machine that wiggles you to death?
All these answers and more, maybe.

We are at https://twitter.com/Killjamesbond
Milo is at https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards

 

Episode 3.5: OSS 117 Cairo; Nest of Spies [TEASER]

Join the team this week as we head down to Cairo in 1954 for a 2006 french comedy film that's actually a good movie that we would recommend you watch!

 

Find the full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/49127058

 

Episode 3: Goldfinger

It's one of the most widely beloved bond films of all time, he's one of the most iconic bond villains of all time-
Enjoy a movie where Bond simply moves from place to place and watches a Bond film happen around him.

 

We are, as ever, Alice, Abi and Devon.

Follow us at https://twitter.com/KillJamesBond

Find more episodes at https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

Episode 2.5 OK Connery [TEASER]

There was a time once when simply being related to Sean Connery was enough to get an italian man to make a "parody" bond film about you. This is the story... of OK Connery.

find it at https://www.patreon.com/posts/48554110