Kill James Bond!

Episode 21: Die Another Day

Well friends, it's finally happened. We're at the end of the Brosnan years. And by God is he not going gently into that good night.
Join us for a ""Celebration"" ""of all things Bond"" as the movie sucks itself off for being the 20th Bond film so hard that it forgets to actually be a movie in and of itself.

And in a called shot that goes back to January of this year, we are joined by the man, the myth, the legend: Riley Quinn, host of Trashfuture and The Bottlemen!

Find Riley at
https://twitter.com/raaleh

And find his podcasts at
https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod

https://twitter.com/bottlemenpod

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Episode 20.5: The Thomas Crown Affair [TEASER]

Give me good numbers Jimmy!!

It's Abi's pick, and it's Pierce Brosnan starring as the titular Thomas Crown, a rich playboy pitted against the most trans gender art insurance agent of all time in this lifetime originals christmas movie that somehow contains more spycraft than the entire Brosnan Bond films combined.

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Episode 20: The World is Not Enough

007, your enemy is this Anarchist. And your ally? Why, the humble Oil Baron, friend to all.

This week: communism Hagrid gets slimed, We say goodbye to sesh gremlin Q, and the antagonist is an anarchist who 'believes in nothing'. But we are joined in this venture by the excellent Mildred from ThoughtSlime! 

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https://twitter.com/ThoughtSlime

https://www.youtube.com/c/ThoughtSlime

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19.5: Van Helsing (TEASER)

It's the Kill James Bond Halloween Special, only two days too late!
The fxllas head to transylvania (Abigail is legitimately in transylvania during the recording of this) to investigate vampires, werewolves, and bear witness to an absolutely perfect 3-point Birthday Boy reversal technique. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. 

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Episode 19: Tomorrow never dies

This week, Kill James Bond, three trans people from Britain, ponder the eternal question: What if a media tycoon.... was bad?

Join us for an in-depth investigation into Brosnan Bond's newest Technique (Walking up to the villain in a social setting and asking him directly if he's evil), and we encounter a Guy for the ages.

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Episode 18.5: Ronin [TEASER]

It's got three former Bond villains in it, it's themed around the fall of the USSR, and above all it's Alice's favourite movie, so we simply couldn't resist the opportunity to discuss Ronin, the star-studded Robert De Niro vehicle about hired killers stealing a briefcase.

Join us for Hugo Drax painting miniatures, Elliot Carver going full IRA, Alec Trevelyan with impostor syndrome, and learn the details of the KJB drinking game (Do Not Attempt This)!

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little bit of raspberry jam back there ey!!!

Episode 18: Goldeneye

It's time for a new guy

Would you believe it, they actually adapted Goldeneye for the N64 into a full-length movie! We got the extremely funny Mattie Lubchansky to discuss this attempt to bring Bond into the post-soviet world, largely by making a movie about soviet guys and just begrudgingly calling them 'russian' thoughout. Also everyone but Devon gets dip shit horny for Xenia Onatopp.

You can find Mattie at
https://twitter.com/Lubchansky
find their comics at
https://thenib.com/
and support them on patreon at
https://www.patreon.com/Lubchansky

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Episode 17.5: Spy Kids 2

You know our rules. It's the second movie in a series or nothin, Babey! And to this end we watched the incredible 'Spy Kids 2; The Island of Lost Dreams' with our dear friend Tom Walker. Written, Directed, Produced, and I think even Scored by Robert Rodriguez, It's got a star-studded cast, it's fast-paced, irreverent, and it's executive producer is Harvey Weinstein! Whats not to love?

you can find Tom on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/tomwalkerisgood
and follow his podcast with the wonderful Demi Lardner, BigSoftTitty.png, at
https://open.spotify.com/show/5adssOBSA6usmO9Ec1gs88?si=XbbfBrsUTnKKmGDqO860Dw&dl_branch=1
and watch his twitch streams where he drives a big beautiful truck at
https://www.twitch.tv/tomwalker

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Do you think God stays in heaven for fear of what he's created, here on earth?

Episode 17: License to Kill

AUDIO NOTE: Alice's mixer reset to default before this recording and we didn't notice, but her audio track exported with mine and Abi's audio mixed in. I did the best I could but there could be some wierdness with the way Abi sounds. 

Welsh Bond Returns for his second and final movie, and it's barely even a Bond Movie

James's best friend Felix is maimed and widowed by a "Latin American" drugs cartel, and he vows revenge. Armed only with his wits, 5 million dollars in cash, and two pockets full of maggots, Bond embarks on a classic 80s roaring rampage of revenge!

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This Podcast Is Dedicated To Sharkey, the classic character from the movie License to Kill

Episode 16.5 The Hunt for Red October [TEASER]

Alright, you know it, we know it. We need to pay tribute to our dear Old Man Connery and see off the Cold War in the form of watching an actual good movie, the Hunt for Red October. 

Join us as we discuss Tim Curry's russian accent, a criminally young Alec Baldwin, and at the end, the reason the end of the cold war felt like the end of history at the time, and some musings on how modern wars never get movies where they are treated with the same reverence that the Cold War did.

We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one,

you can find him on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts
and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway

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