Kill James Bond!

Episode 16: The Living Daylights

It's time for a New Guy.

We were all getting a little sick of the birthday boy, so now it's time to explore an entirely new frontier: What if Bond was Welsh?
Albert Broccoli approached Dalton no less than three times to play Bond, and when he finally acquiesced, they rewarded him by writing a movie that is actually extremely good, for maybe 2/3rds of the runtime. Then.... hoo boy. 

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This Podcast Is Dedicated To The Brave Mujahideen Fighters Of Afghanistan

Episode 15.5 Patreon Q&A 3 [TEASER]

 

We've heard your cries: We may well have explained our Plans in the first Q and A, but what about our lair? What about our outfits? What about our henchmen? Worry not: tonight, all will be revealed.

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Episode 10.5: Kill James Bond Q&A 2 [UNLOCKED]

To celebrate being the Number 1 Film Review podcast in the United Kingdom, we're giving a little back to you, the loyal listener. 

In preparation for the release of the third Patreon Q and A on the 8th of September, we will be unlocking the previous two for you to listen to for FREE!

 

Please enjoy this podcast, Originally released on July 1st.

 

Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

 

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Episode 5.5: KJB Q&A 1 [UNLOCKED]

To celebrate being the Number 1 Film Review podcast in the United Kingdom, we're giving a little back to you, the loyal listener. 

In preparation for the release of the third Patreon Q and A on the 8th of September, we will be unlocking the previous two for you to listen to for FREE!

 

Please enjoy this podcast, Originally released on April 25th.

 

Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

 

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Episode 15: View to a Kill

We have reached the finale of the Moore Years, the Moore Enigma Machine that goes Good movie/ Bad movie/ Good movie says that it should be good- and it's got fucking Grace Jones and Christopher Walken in it.

Everything is in place for a fucking banger of a movie.
Let's see how they do.

We got our wonderful producer Nate on this one, you can find him on twitter at
https://www.twitter.com/inthesedeserts
and follow his podcast Hell of a Way to Die, a leftist millitary podcast by and for veterans at https://www.twitter.com/hellofaway

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*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

 

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Episode 14.5: Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore [TEASER]

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Episode 14: Never Say Never Again

Due to a frankly ridiculous set of legal decisions, Some Guy was found by the British high court to have the rights to the movie Thunderball, including Blofeld et al.
This man, with the fervor of a truly divorced guy, set out to make not only a Bond film, but the coolest Bond film he could imagine, within the extremely strict parameters set out by the British high court.

Since the court ruled that the only movie he could make was Thunderball again, we brought back friend of the show Milo Edwards from our Thunderball episode to give it another go!

You can find Milo at https://twitter.com/Milo_Edwards
His podcasts include Trashfuture https://twitter.com/trashfuturepod
and Masters of Our Domain https://twitter.com/mastersofpod

AND UK viewers can book tickets to his upcoming live show on the 24th of August HERE! https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/milo-edwards-voicemail-preview-tickets-167077291677

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*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

 

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Episode 13.5: The Saint (1997) [TEASER]

Okay, so Roger Moore's major role before Bond was in a tv series called The Saint, and he consistently attempted to reboot the show throughout his waning years. This Val Kilmer vehicle is one such attempt.

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Episode 13: Octopussy

No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it.

They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International Nonce of Mystery James Bond, so finally they have blighted the doorstep of India.
Bond and some other boring white guy fight on the subcontinent and everybody else has to deal with it.

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*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

 

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Episode 12.5: Cars 2 [UNLOCKED]

KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness

In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we discuss Cars 2.
Join us as we slowly go completely insane considering the far-reaching ramifications about the lore of the Cars universe that literally every line of this movie offers. Who built those houses? Was there a Car crusade? What happened to the Car Princess Diana? Why the FUCK are there AMBULANCES!???

 

If you find this Bonus Content to be titillating, head on down to our reasonably priced Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond

*SHIRT ALERT*
We are accepting pre-orders for a new shirt design until the end of the day on August 15th, 2021 -- get it here!
https://www.killjamesbond.com/store/p/kjb-presents-the-lazenby

*WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

 

Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond