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Episode 13.5: The Saint (1997) [TEASER]

Okay, so Roger Moore's major role before Bond was in a tv series called The Saint, and he consistently attempted to reboot the show throughout his waning years. This Val Kilmer vehicle is one such attempt.

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Episode 13: Octopussy

No joke I could make here about the name 'Octopussy' is any funnier than their actual canonical explanation for it.

They're running low on former crown colonies to innoculate with International Nonce of Mystery James Bond, so finally they have blighted the doorstep of India.
Bond and some other boring white guy fight on the subcontinent and everybody else has to deal with it.

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Episode 12.5: Cars 2 [UNLOCKED]

KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness

In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we discuss Cars 2.
Join us as we slowly go completely insane considering the far-reaching ramifications about the lore of the Cars universe that literally every line of this movie offers. Who built those houses? Was there a Car crusade? What happened to the Car Princess Diana? Why the FUCK are there AMBULANCES!???

 

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Episode 12: For Your Eyes Only

Alright, we got a bit silly with the whole Moonraker thing. Let's just have a nice, calm and normal Bond film. The Lads are joined by podcaster and video essayist Mia Mulder to discuss From Russia with Her Majesty's Secret Service. Die Another Who Loved Me. The Living Day another Die with Love

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And listen to her podcast at https://twitter.com/leechfestpod

 

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Episode 11.5: Name of The Rose [UNLOCKED]

KJB Presents: The Banquet of Forgiveness

In this special Unlocked Bonus episode, we are joined by medieval historian Dr Eleanor Janega to discuss the Old Man Connery era film 'The Name of The Rose', a film loosely adapted from the book of the same name and set entirely within an abbey in europe. There's some monks or something and a surprising amount of straight up filmed noncery. Cool!

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Episode 11: Moonraker

Welcome to Moonraker, the movie in which James Bond goes to space and there's an actual laser fight up there between a crew of nothing but 10/10 hunks and the United States Marines. We also advance our Unified Bond Theory of the Moore years: This is primarily a series of films about boats, and some other shit also just happens to occur.

 

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This post dedicated to Corinne Dufour, who sadly never learned to read. 

Episode 10.5: Kill James Bond Q&A 2 [TEASER]

You've Q'd your Q's, now it's time to hear our A's.

Come for the Connery/Lazenby/Moore Fuck/Marry/Kill, stay for mysterious questions about Whales and Furry Anime.

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Episode 10: The Spy Who Loved Me

Oh babey we're here. We made it.
It's the mother fucking 70s! Denim, Big hair, Mustaches, Fuckin'- it's time to watch a movie that we all very nearly enjoyed!
It's got Jaws, it's got a Ken Adams set, it's got the dude who simply loves the god damn ocean, it's got the SECOND shark pool in the bond franchise- it would perfect, if not for the main character being a complete sex pest fuck freak.

 

Ah well.

 

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come now you wouldnt shoot a birthday boy would you

Episode 9.5 Rising Sun [TEASER]

We've heard your baleful cries carrying across the moors at night- "wheres the damn Connery Racism!?" well, my precious angels. my beautiful friends. Rest assured we have found the perfect movie for you- one where Connery has gone where Captain Henderson could not. Thats right, he's gone Entirely Japanese.

We recorded this immediately after the next free episode and so consequently all of us were riled up from the get go and variously intoxicated on Alcohol, lack of sleep, etc. Strap in!

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Episode 9: The Man With The Golden Gun

We at Kill James Bond LLC have awoken to find, upon our desks, a golden bullet carved with the word 'Podcast'.

We know now what we must do: Watch the (Christopher Lee Voice) Christopher Lee movie The Man With The Golden Gun! Also Bond is in this too, maybe. I didn't spot him. He might have been in the background somewhere.

Join us as we examine the true depths of misogyny, and find a female character so truly underappreciated that we coin a good guys' version of the Kronsteen Rosette: The Goodnight Cross!

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